By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown
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By drama_queen - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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I'm not paid enough for this
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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:35 - Canada - Concord
Great idea for a prank
By Lordy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Saudi Arabia
By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States
Potholer
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Badass
By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis
By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 22:44 - United States
Beep beep
By why does the world hate me - 01/03/2016 06:23 - Canada - Toronto
Pay attention
By That_Indian_Guy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oviedo
By cray12 - 20/10/2014 08:00 - United States
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Thanks for making me laugh with some of these comments. The back thing is an old injury that flairs up every so often for a few days, it just had terrible timing. As for the leg....well it's getting better pretty quickly (is 2 months quick for a broken bone?) thanks to my physical therapist and an awesome surgeon that pieced my broken tibia together. Now I just have to learn my lesson and not get on an ATV that my brother is driving ever again. But on the bright side I get to laugh at all the FML's and get a couple of months off of work.
By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley
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By steph - 31/05/2016 20:12 - United States - Helotes
It's a bit more complicated than that
By Darkandcold - 09/01/2013 19:23 - United Kingdom - Exeter
All over the place
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By THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! - 20/11/2018 14:00 - Philippines - Pasay City
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Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!