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Your tryed

By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML

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MiniFil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!" Ming Ming!

Hazimius 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:03

I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.

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Peroxide 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:31

Well played sir, well played. #4 ming ming????? LOL

jackftw 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:32

At least u tried?

eggwhites 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:35

Did you drop the AC unit on accident or on purpose?

crownme 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:36

Haha! That's what your mom gets

vsg101 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:50

Wow smooth

wtflolpwnd 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:51

LOL sucks for u and ur moms a bitch tell her to grow up

AlfonzoRex 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:51

You're mothers a bitch, but you should of been mature and talked to her about it. & lmfao at #4 ^_^

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:51

Tell her you did it on purpose because she was being a jerk. Seriously, what is wrong with people lately?!

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:52

Is she wrong (your mom)?

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:57

oh wow... the misuse of 'your' and 'you're' continues. Seriously. Go learn how to use them. Not that ******* hard.

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