Health: You what now?

You what now?

By aldfgadfklbg - 13/03/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Monday 14 March 2011 8:52

i'm sorry, that's pretty ****** up.

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Monday 14 March 2011 8:47

Sounds like you need to have a big talk!

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K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 6:57

Epilepsy most likely

hayleyblack2u71 21

Saturday 2 May 2015 22:41

Can anyone say "epilepsy"?

JoJoKittyCat 6

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:06

You are probably just epileptic, I am too.

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