Lonely, Solitude and Love: You've got mail

You've got mail

By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

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Thursday 15 July 2010 12:18

that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:24

Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/