Transportation, Embarrassing and Pranks: You're so cool

You're so cool

By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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vermillionlove 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:11

W...T...F...

plethora 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:16

You rebel.

Comments

vermillionlove 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:11

W...T...F...

neonokku 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:36

well that's odd.

humorizer 14

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:22

Stop complaining. Be happy it wasn't in R.

juicyfruit23 0

Monday 4 January 2010 8:21

i don't get it...

truelyawesome 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:43

gay

My2864 1

Thursday 6 May 2010 3:13

umm this is the reason it should be legal to execute people..

wheatie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 8:54

ydi for trying to be a rude asshole. no;; you accomplished that one. soo ydi for trying to be cool. you're a retard(:

polishboy 0

Monday 12 September 2011 7:38

Woooow. Douche ****** bag

Waggleton 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:13

You people need to take a ****** joke and have some fun for once in your lives. I'm prepared to be thumbed down but this is something I would try. For those of you that say,"think how the cashier would feel," if I were in either pesons place I would be laughing my ass off. That's the truth and you can take it however you want to.

ghoulie 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:13

Wow...what a dick move.

dakotalesmercy 6

Wednesday 19 May 2010 15:55

lol dickwad!!!! <3

plethora 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:16

You rebel.

t_fangz 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:06

lmao.

AmyLovesJoel 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:19

You are ridiculously cool

JustSoLost 8

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:14

Not cool but ridiculously stupid and disrespectful.

fr33convict 0

Friday 16 April 2010 2:25

no he's awesome. can't you tell?

ItsJustMe17 9

Thursday 17 March 2011 19:57

wow, 66. can't take a little sarcasm?

Starfire22 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:19

Hehe, karma sucks, doesn't it op?

XxbladixX 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:24

ahaha.. fail. Thats called karma. It's a bitch.. eh?

_Mazza_ 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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npk88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 6:46

no...that adds to the epic fail. He had the receipt and had already paid...he just decided to be a crazy asshole for NO reason.

Idonebeenhad 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:01

You're a dumbnut

sleeplesseyes 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:35

Yeah, you totally deserved it, but whatever it made me laiugh.

catherinegq 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:06

No, it sounds like he paid for his food (because he got a receipt), so he was basically just being a psycho/asshole, and so ya, he deserved the embarrassment :-P