Kids and Health: You're next - FML

You're next

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 01:00 - United States - West Valley City

Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML

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009bouris 5

Monday 8 January 2024 14:07

yea that sucks. part of life tho

Yudith 25

Monday 8 January 2024 18:46

Let's hope that by "the flu", she really means the flu.

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009bouris 5

Monday 8 January 2024 14:07

yea that sucks. part of life tho

Yudith 25

Monday 8 January 2024 18:46

Let's hope that by "the flu", she really means the flu.

Hangryko 31

Monday 8 January 2024 22:35

If you all got your flu shots, it won't be too bad.

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