Work: You have been warned

You have been warned

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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Comments

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:58

Were you actually stalking him?

emilyjaynemarie 13

Saturday 20 June 2015 12:30

denied.

Tyrax 16

Thursday 18 August 2016 20:07

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you weren't actually stalking. Maybe staring. Explain that you aren't, and that you didn't mean to offend him by looking at the eye candy. Or, if you had been stalking, ydi.