Awkward, Grandparents, Cute and Love: You can't hurry love

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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FPsLife 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:47

My grandmother does the same thing... I'm tempted next time to ask her "You don't remember the wedding??"

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Sunday 20 September 2009 12:30

she just wants to live forever...

Comments

iheartmaryjane 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 0:54

it would suck even more if u were gay.. lolz

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 15 September 2010 3:37

That's cute! be happy your grandma's still alive and might actually love long enough to see you in a relationship. mine passed away when she was 59! Some people.

billyme 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:53

how to make this fml 10* worse: "... I'm a lesbian. FML"

roperap 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:07

awwww :(

jwu87 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:29

get a boy friend it's that simple

OctoberRainfall 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:35

Ah, my whole family is like that. In fact, when I went to visit my two year old cousin in hospital after he was diagnosed with cancer, I saw one of my uncles that I rarely see and the first thing he did was look at me and say 'Have you got a boyfriend yet?' So you're more concerned with whether or not i'm getting some then the fact thet your baby nephew is seriously ill? Nice family I have >:(