Insects and Fear: YAAAAAAAAAAAASS

YAAAAAAAAAAAASS

By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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I hope your username doesn't depict another event that occurred.

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Jwaye2 7

Monday 14 December 2015 3:21

Ill have to remember that excuse next time my step sister is over :P

prettygurl89 16

Monday 14 December 2015 9:54

Don't let him shame you. Cockroaches are frickin disgusting!!!

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