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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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snowsock 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:28

Spices may help, but you don't snort them dumb ass.

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:30

That's pretty ******* retarded.

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NoMercy1 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:21

Is there even one thing on this planet besides nasal spray that a doctor would ever recommend snorting? YDI! I hope it hurts for a while.

BillyIsBeast 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:23

seriously, that was freaken smart..

versus_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:25

And, when you have a headache, make sure you snort the goody powder!! They are much more effective that way!! Lmao:-p

Jem0_0 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:25

Why would you put something known for being spicy up your nose? YDI

amaneylandx3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:10

while your at it shove a corn and some mayo up there. should be nice...

in_wonderland 1

Monday 27 July 2009 3:11

stupidest thing i've ever heard

djmurph316 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:00

good job smartness

Penelope_Hayes 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:05

What would we do without stupid people? I LOVE YOU MAN, KEEP DOING CRAZII SHET IT HELPS MY DEPRESSION xD

Starry_eyes08 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:25

You're supposed to eat the spicy foods. Nasal membranes are very sensitive. But I'll bet I don't have to tell you that. :p

nightmare22 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:38

Why?

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