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Work is work

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 17:58 - United Kingdom - Wigan

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Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Monday 21 April 2014 2:02

Get out of that. Now.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:03

She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.

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sabine123_fml 5

Monday 21 April 2014 12:51

She uses sex for $$ Not love bail now

r4m2k 10

Monday 21 April 2014 12:57

Get out, fast. Run, don't look back. She's a train wreck waiting to happen.

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Monday 21 April 2014 13:25

Dump her.

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Monday 21 April 2014 19:19

Hidden profile hmmm

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Monday 21 April 2014 13:37

dump that *****

carbonbasedcynic 17

Monday 21 April 2014 13:44

right. why are you still with her again?

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Monday 21 April 2014 14:13

You gotta ask yourself, are you happy with the relationship? If no, get out of it.

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Monday 21 April 2014 14:41

Leave her she's not worth it AT ALL

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Monday 21 April 2014 14:42

Leave bro. Now

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Monday 21 April 2014 14:49

Dude. RUN!

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Monday 21 April 2014 14:52

Time to get a new girlfriend...

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