Love, Friends, Cars and Cheating: Where are you? - FML

Where are you?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2026 12:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 24 September 2026 6:28

Never ever loan out a car unless you are actually married to them. An ex!!!! - Never

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 24 September 2026 6:28

Never ever loan out a car unless you are actually married to them. An ex!!!! - Never

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