What a hunt
nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor
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tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12
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ellie - 23/11/2009 18:09 - United States
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Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States
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danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States
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IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater
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Anonymous - 21/08/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford
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Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary
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undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki
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Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon
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regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton
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"I tried to make her day..." Apparently you gave yourself too much credit OP. :)
I'm fully intending to be a randy old lady who will always be doing my best to be bad. I imagine I'd give you a run for your money young wipper snapper in another forty odd years. Make my day.... Make my lunch more like...
Wizzlbang
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What would you do if she had said yes?
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I'd have gone along with it; for all we know, she could have had millions of dollars in the bank ready to will away to her family and spouse... and the fact of her old age makes this inheritance all the more accessible. :)
perdix
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#15, get ready for several years of changing diapers?
perdix
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#15, also, be prepared to give her frequent rim jobs. Wheelchairs require lots of maintenance.
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"Ye old lecher! Prepare to be smitten by the strength of my wheels of steel!"
coolboy675
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OP: "Will you marry me?" Old lady: "Wheel see about that!" Maybe you forgot to inform her about the whole package: condom and some lube?
kittycat2007
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Am i the only one who read this in granny smith's voice?
"I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me." Maybe her day was perfect, until some young idiot started to bother her with marriage proposals. It's not because she's old that she needs to be entertained by you to have a good day.
Agreed. She probably just assumed you were mocking her, which made her day worse if anything.
perdix
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It would have been funny if she said yes and used the wheelchair to pin him down, so he can't get away like all the other guys have.
That went over wheely well.
You didnt make her day, but she made yours...
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That's actually a little creepy.
"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?