Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Cute and Kids: Well done! - FML

Well done!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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alyssabreanne90 16

Friday 24 October 2014 0:57

That's actually pretty adorable!

Flaming_Pandas 15

Friday 24 October 2014 0:58

Well, it sounds like you've gotten yourself into a shifty situat- *downvoted into the depths of hell*

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trellz17 19

Friday 24 October 2014 1:05

That's so cute.

truckers_wife 23

Friday 24 October 2014 1:13

I'm sure they weren't making fun of you. they were probably laughing because it was cute. I know I would have.

iseebearbears 27

Friday 24 October 2014 5:56

*she

Dro23 10

Friday 24 October 2014 1:17

Jeje that's funny!? & cute

Ichiya 29

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:48

Jajaja

rocker_chick23 27

Friday 24 October 2014 1:27

That is so adorable.

angelofsaturn 23

Friday 24 October 2014 1:30

My 3 yr old did the same thing. I think it's a universal potty trained kid thing. Lol

tdawg91 17

Friday 24 October 2014 1:48

Well that brightened a shitty situation..... Seriously adorable!

dustin007 15

Friday 24 October 2014 1:53

Aww you can't be mad at that

Geeve95 11

Friday 24 October 2014 1:56

Oh kids say the Darnedest things.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 24 October 2014 2:32

I'd have a case of the giggles, too.

demonfacee 14

Friday 24 October 2014 2:51

She's gonna be a good motivational speaker.

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