Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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Thiskiddhere 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:04

haha awesome I wuld of done the same if I was a boy

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:16

He is getting laid too much

DelilahLoyla 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:25

today, my husband read this fml and thought it was a great idea to do the same...

eminemchick 19

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:45

your husband must be #58 then

DelilahLoyla 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:27

nah. to tan and skinny :p

PapSmearNinja 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:25

classic.

emilyaust 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:29

that is actually effing awesome.

s24sammy 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:32

lol

bondkombat13 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:00

my hero

Necrite 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:01

Yet another reason this site needs a "I disagree, your life is awesome!" button.

FookMyLife2496 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:16

akwaaaarrddd

quadder 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:21

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