Intimacy, Health and Break-ups: Wait til he Googles it

Wait til he Googles it

By what a fuckin idiot - 09/10/2021 05:00 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend left in a rage. He went through my bathroom drawers and saw that I had Vagisil. He’s legitimately convinced that vagisil is used to treat STIs. Moron. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 October 2021 15:52

Haha! What an ignorant ass! We all know that Vagisil is used to help you do party tricks like shooting ping-pong balls out of your cooch or squirting.

Lucky O'Guin 18

Sunday 10 October 2021 20:07

Maybe you dodged a bullet if he's that ignorant.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 October 2021 15:52

Haha! What an ignorant ass! We all know that Vagisil is used to help you do party tricks like shooting ping-pong balls out of your cooch or squirting.