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ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 2:03

I hope you fell asleep before hearing all of the sounds of her second time with a woman.

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 3:17

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 19:40

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