Animals, Sleep and Cats: Two holes - FML

Two holes

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, my cat woke me up at 12 AM. After I told her to chill, I realized the mattress needed some air. Inflating it didn't work so I looked for the puncture wound. While trying to find a hot glue stick to patch it with, I got a thin shard of glass in my foot, which broke while I tried to get it out. FML

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Jordy200296 4

Tuesday 27 February 2024 13:53

why you sleeping on a blow up mattress tho? and why is there glass on your floor?

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Jordy200296 4

Tuesday 27 February 2024 13:53

why you sleeping on a blow up mattress tho? and why is there glass on your floor?

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