Wanker and Intimacy: Troubling

Troubling

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

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MoMonster 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:03

spiders are quite sexy. eight legs for MAXIMUM pleasure. xD

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you were masturbating UNDER a spider

Comments

yuhimjesus 0

Friday 17 December 2010 8:42

more like creepy -____-

whattagirl 0

Monday 20 December 2010 3:36

so first off I love the use of the word "whilst" in this :p and second... that slightly weird .. and kind of depressing on your part OP ..u wish ur current bf/gf had 8 legs or something?