Kids: Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter...

By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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FlashBurn 13

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:56

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

worldclass 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:57

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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UncleJack 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:11

Your the airhead for thinking she really believed you.

hurray4jmk 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:52

YDI for letting her get that stupid.

I_R_Genius 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:58

So blueberries aren't peas just holding their breath? *GASP!!* (sarcasm)

spanelli 16

Wednesday 15 December 2010 7:50

If you had not put the "(sarcasm)" I would have never known!

FFYL334 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 6:22

spanelli be emo?

BabesYourAStar 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:04

don't teach your daughter stuff that isn't true

Garytt 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

dumb girls are usually hawt

SanpakuEyes 18

Sunday 12 December 2010 10:27

LOL! A parent after my own heart! I once convinced a boyfriend that goldfish would explode like grenades if you fed them too much.

Atvrulez 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 10:48

shut up! it's your daughter treat her like one not call her a airhead

the4starr 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:06

ahaahhahahhhahahahahahha

alanazhere 2

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:16

let me guess - blonde?

Mittle 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 14:39

thats a bit how you going

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