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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:12

Urine trouble now OP

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 19:12

That's nasty as hell! Sorry OP

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hannnahmarie 14

Friday 23 November 2012 20:49

Oh god, that's disgusting. Sorry OP!

mikestark 6

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:02

Hope you had your mouth closed!

n00b4liciou5 10

Monday 30 September 2013 21:16

The ammonia does make good cleaner...

DaRito 25

Thursday 18 June 2015 2:24

That shit is probably why he's homeless, not "rough economic times".

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