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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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kingnothing123x 11

Thursday 21 May 2015 13:38

Well she shouldn't have been drunk an look stupid

JCal585 8

Thursday 21 May 2015 23:53

Next time, mind your own business and you won't have to post about how shitty your life is on a website.

NickThunder 12

Friday 22 May 2015 0:01

That'll teach u to make fun of others lmao

yeongji 31

Friday 22 May 2015 3:06

YDI. You were at a work party. Better keep your opinions to yourself. You never know who you may meet and who may betray you.

daemonsparta 16

Friday 22 May 2015 3:27

talk shit get hit

dDailydDosage 8

Friday 22 May 2015 3:57

That sucks but YDI for talking about someone. Uncalled for.

ibelieveican 7

Friday 22 May 2015 5:04

This is y u don't judge people

FWMYKIGI1990 12

Friday 22 May 2015 8:27

that's just the way it goes sometimes. at least you didn't sleep with her

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