Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to...

By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

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Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

missyj0 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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dancerNsinger4li 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:07

Noooo really? I didnt get that from reading the FML...smh it is called common sense moron

lovinit5683 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:08

That kid is crazy. Wasting his ice-cream like that.

deXter11_fml 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:08

I bet you believe now, huh? That's what you get. Btw...you have some ice cream on your forehead.

painkiller3666 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:10

Every time you don't believe in unicorns some kid gets molested.

ZaraMarieSwag 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:13

THEY ARE REAL.

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:29

Did that make you horny?

jwshrieky 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:35

Baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Hilarious! YDI. The unicorns have smited you.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:35

Next time, ask him if he believes in "alien anal probing"...I'll leave it up to you to figure out what to do with the ice cream cone!

Smoofy_Bliss 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:46

I believe. ; )

tigermilz 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:55

I would have died laughing

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