Animals: Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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lolorly 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:29

At least you didn't drop the soap.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:35

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disgruntledyouth 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:45

at least it wasnt a scorpion

RoxyRaccoon 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:47

You don't live in North Carolina, you liar!

Tigergini19 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:44

lmfao #37 is rite haha

Squeezeit 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:20

blond much?

WeScReamSoLOud 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 7:12

haha tht brings family guy to my head lmao.awe it's going to b okay

vanthglam 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 22:08

are u retarded or mentally handicapped? ydi

lovelyundead 0

Friday 18 February 2011 5:02

spider win!

Roag 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:03

I probably would have fell out of the shower,screaming..

hugsandcuddles 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:36

i once woke up with a spider climbing out of my bra. most terrifying experience of my life.

brianax36 14

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:09

I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Probably would have done the same thing.

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