By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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I'm going to assume the giggling darlings are the types that make themselves look like the covers of fashion magazines. Not every woman looks like a model, and there's nothing wrong with that. From my experience, most of the most beautiful of darlings are absolutely nasty at heart.

smokeymcpottt 3

Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.

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SmallTownCutie 0

Maybe they're just uptight bitches? Or you really do look like a man, in which case, shave your face, and put on some lipstick.

Yeah, same happens to me whenever I wear a dress, probably why I never do. Thankfully I do in fact have a penis, so it wouldn't bother me. And I agree with 13, if you look like a dude and don't like it, shave your chin, hide your balls, grow your hair out, grow some *******(: endless possibilities, although they may just think you're a tranny in the end! :P It's worth a shot!

cwhitney11 4

You, my friend, win with a rucka quote.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

I posted three comments and the lame one showed up?!?

FunwithBumperCar 0

Next time you have to renew your curves membership...don't.

Hey #12... How many times are they "walking away"? Department of Redundancy is redundant...

always happen to me. i use my fml iphone.

kierbobo 0

wow uh shave you legs or something? it's actually not the uncommon. so atleast your not all ^_^

MermaidSongXOXO 6

How many gender-bender FMLs have there been now? Next, please!

metal8214 0

i find a few of them funny, but you are right, there are too many

smokeymcpottt 3

Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.

eek a penis is one of southparks best episodes lol

glorialaura21 8

Well that's what you get for trying to get a makeover, Getting a pixie cut, and getting your make up done at MAC. Now you look like a transvestite emo boy. fyl

Why did Doris from Shrek pop into my head as soon as I read this...