Miscellaneous: Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom...

By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

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science-teacher 15

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:44

Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time

ProximityToDeath 20

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:47

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

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mexican_music 13

Wednesday 5 August 2015 15:52

YDI for jumping just because of a nose

Keiraquarium 12

Wednesday 5 August 2015 16:31

Sudden loud noises are supposed to make us jump. It's not like OP jumped on purpose, it was an instinctive reaction

jenjen2633 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:43

Noses are terrifying. I mean if a giant nose just started making noises then I'd be startled too

jtsmommy 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 16:24

Youch!

zarrganaut 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 16:44

OUCH! That makes me cringe! D:

ally8 21

Wednesday 5 August 2015 17:26

How'd you go from armpit to nipple?

mandygrl25 18

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:53

That sounds unfortunTIT

mandygrl25 18

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:55

Really though that sucks

scarlett3diaz 24

Wednesday 5 August 2015 18:59

oh why !

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:01

kinky

dreabby1 6

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:35

yo, i died lol

buffy999 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:42

Oh my.... I hope you're okay....

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