Miscellaneous: Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, even though I was very clear before I went on holiday that I was going completely zero contact to de-stress, my mother rang at least twice a day. When I stopped answering the phone, she found the direct number of the local police station in a foreign country and sent them to find me. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

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Bye then!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 18:57 - Mexico - Garza Garcia

Today, while on holiday. I got a call to let me know my job will be gone away when I return. FML

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ClaireWinchester 17

Monday 2 September 2013 8:54

If it was a robber they clearly aren't very smart

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Monday 2 September 2013 8:54

"I will find you. And I will kill you."

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 21 December 2014 18:40

Call the cops.

herpderp1234 17

Friday 21 August 2015 7:16

Was it the dog? Damn, dogs are friggin' geniuses!

paddymac 13

Sunday 24 January 2016 4:49

how does calling your home phone check your messages?

smpletxt 14

Tuesday 20 September 2016 13:50

*dramatic music plays*

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