Intimacy: Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted...

By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:05

Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get ******, then close the blinds.

biancagolden 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:16

lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

Comments

jaydoo 6

Saturday 20 May 2017 20:56

Did you shoot a load for the camera?

Naomi Lacelle 14

Tuesday 1 August 2017 18:20

I know you should've closed the blinds, but ****, that's creepy and unwarranted. I honestly wonder if people in the comments would be laughing about this as much if it had been a guy taking pictures of a naked girl.