Miscellaneous: Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked... - FML

By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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nchic01 17

Monday 20 July 2015 8:39

the question is, for what?

taymichele16 15

Monday 20 July 2015 8:40

Well...shit

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cjcjcjx 7

Wednesday 22 July 2015 4:54

I cant wait for a follow up comment from OP. Can't help but laugh, but I hope it wasn't too bad. Although it probably isn't wonderful especially since it's on the news...

youngdiva101 2

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:07

One word: Damn

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 25 July 2015 19:06

I am cracking up at OP's username. But seriously, that does suck. Not something you want to see on TV!

tiredofwaiting 25

Saturday 1 August 2015 21:07

Looks like he has lots of explaining to do.

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