Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod...

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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Comments

WinterFirefly 5

Monday 16 April 2012 14:03

Lol

CharlieOrion 7

Friday 4 May 2012 22:35

*Obligatory doughnut comment*

StzaCrack666 18

Friday 26 October 2012 18:45

ydi for being a cop.

_bbybustitopen 9

Sunday 24 February 2013 1:47

Crooked cops ftw.

FmyLifeFan001 8

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:36

I wouldnt even bother reporting it stolen

nick3600 22

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:56

Someone has the right to remain silent...

jawarston 24

Thursday 13 November 2014 20:26

cops just legit criminals

WESHOULDBONE 7

Monday 28 September 2015 2:51

Lol how does he work at a police station when his name on here resembles 420

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