By Vitriol - 15/01/2012 18:14 - France

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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hero93 6

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

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Stan_Cubed 7

Hahaha that is a mixture of hilarious and terrifying.

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slients_1234 0

How is this a fml? I'd be laughing with her!

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hero93 6

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

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lilyisme1324 0

Quick question? Is ur girl a blonde????

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

The double standards in these comments are insane. I've seen a girl post something similar about her boyfriend doing this and most of the comments are horrific about the boyfriend.

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