Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman... - FML

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 2:44

YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

yoimtrollin 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

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peterblackmer91 12

Wednesday 2 June 2021 20:28

I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for you. Geez. Learn to stand up for yourself.

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