Miscellaneous: Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring...

By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

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Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:24

I guess its time to RING up your boyfriend to tell him what happened

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Damn that's money down the drain

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kay97 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 5:58

You do know if it was a real ring it would be to dense to flush.......

badluck14_______ 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 3:16

:O unlucky

Michaelsgirl04 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 15:25

I feel for you op, this is one of my biggest fears

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 31 July 2016 23:16

Aaaaaand I'm in your sewer

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