By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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burninsnow 23

Why did you think that would be a good idea?

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katie_alex 12

Bitch, you look like someone who picks her nose and ******* eats it so stfu??

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vintageart1994 16

That is disgusting and immature how old are you? And couldn't you just go to the bathroom how hard is that? Geez

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katie_alex 12

Wow.. Everyone on here is being so rude, poor kid?

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katie_alex 12

What if this kid kills himself or some shit because everyone on here is being so ******* rude. Literally, everyone makes mistakes. Maybe he did deserve it, but maybe he didn't. Put yourself in his situation and stop being a rude little ****

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thathobothere 17

Note "The Girlfriend" in the movie poster is topless.

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rubberduck_of_doom 31

Dude you are disgusting! How about asking for a tissue next time? Do you always treat other peoples property like shit? Shame on you and your immature behaviour!!

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zoelog 10

omg. that is disgusting. next time excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. ydi

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