Love: Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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joshiepo0 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:17

Massage her before sex.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:09

Remotely intelligent?

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SaintJimmy21 19

Saturday 21 September 2013 17:58

*singing* She might be a Djinni in a Bottle, you gotta rub her the right way...!

gimmethatbetty 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:41

That's where you push her off the bed

EvilLittleGirl 24

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:55

said the ****

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