Animals: Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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WordAficionada 19

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:33

Poor fishy.

wtfomfgfml 14

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:34

Oh my Cod. I bait you weren't happy.

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brianlarkin 7

Monday 21 July 2014 5:16

How are you doing spring cleaning if it's summer?

BabyrooKid 11

Monday 21 July 2014 5:42

Well, looks like you were half right.

Marie314 17

Monday 21 July 2014 7:20

Either your cat left the remains or you did the impossible and lost your pet fish

cahishaw07 3

Monday 21 July 2014 11:25

Omg... talk about a damper. ...

lilmiss2013 3

Monday 21 July 2014 20:39

yucky!!!

murrrrf 12

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:40

I lost a fish once. Went to bed with six in the tank, woke up with five. No cat, nothing bigger in the tank to eat him. Still haven't found the little heifer. At least you got some closure

Mira Lux 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 19:47

We use to have two coy fishes that stayed in a open tank. It was a really bad idea being they both jumped out almost every single day

mateoazanza_ 1

Tuesday 22 July 2014 5:25

Spring cleaning ? Dude, it's summer.

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