Kids: Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"...

By Lesley - 17/02/2009 01:11 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:15

Time for a parent-teacher conference.

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:01

The second I read "me class", I read the rest of the FML how a pirate would say it.

Comments

Ajorioles 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:39

Lolz I was about to say shes Scottish but the guy above me beat me to the punch.

juanaranda1015 4

Monday 15 November 2010 15:27

lmfaoo!! this made my day

angiedancesalott 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:08

me 5 year olds? are you a pirate?

cherryblossomchi 4

Thursday 14 April 2011 12:08

doofus, op is from Scotland

SarahMae2014 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:45

woowwww, and those are our future...we have a rude future on it's way!

wuidd77 3

Monday 25 July 2011 10:57

That book is amazing.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:45

Does the kid need glasses or have his parent not taken the time to teach him something called manners. Ehhhh, he's just a kid, two minutes later he was probably crapping in his pull-ups and smiling at the warm squishy feeling