Love: Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her...

By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 15 July 2015 21:21

Why did you go?

jairolover 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 19:30

I don't understand why people attend their ex's wedding...

alicelouise66 5

Thursday 18 July 2019 4:25

here's the thing. no one made you go to the wedding. ydi

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