Intimacy: Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice...

By FamilySecret - 29/01/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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niket0107 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:53

you sure its his mother???? hahaha lol.... he could of said it was his mother and it was really his older girlfriend.....oh well! FYL

jakiwi 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:58

Wow,uh...wow :/

talktomandybaby 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:00

23 lol

Heyballard 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:05

Oh. My. God.

retrolake 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:07

LOL.

Darkangelxx1234 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:08

Ahahaa ! Agreed (:

nhougham 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:10

Actually just been sick in my mouth!!!

awesomesauceninj 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:10

what a ************!;)

thirdtesticle 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:11

doglover569 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:14

maybe one of his buddies put it in there as a prank... nut how would they get that pic..…

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