Health and Transportation: Today, I've been diagnosed with an incurable condition in both...

By KelseNM - 14/08/2018 14:30

Today, I've been diagnosed with an incurable condition in both eyes that is making me go blind. I lost my job and had to drop out of my final year in college because of this. Then my ex found out and stole my car since I "won't need it". FML

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zoelog 10

Wednesday 4 September 2019 5:58

well I hope you called the cops !!

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 7 August 2020 7:09

Did you call the cops?

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