Today, work had a "guess the number of Skittles in a jar" contest.... - FML

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By Vexing Violet - 24/02/2018 02:28

Today, work had a "guess the number of Skittles in a jar" contest. I won two $25 gift cards! One to Applebee's and one to AMC Movie Theaters. I am a vegan, with social anxiety. There are no vegan options at Applebee's and the only AMC theater is in a major theme park. FML

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lukesick1 12

Sunday 25 February 2018 15:02

Well Applebee's has drinks and the last one I don't know how to help you there regift maybe?

Stuby14 19

Sunday 25 February 2018 19:14

At least the movie is vegan

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lukesick1 12

Sunday 25 February 2018 15:02

Well Applebee's has drinks and the last one I don't know how to help you there regift maybe?

Stuby14 19

Sunday 25 February 2018 19:14

At least the movie is vegan

Mynxie 26

Monday 26 February 2018 5:45

Not sure how this is a FML. The giftcards used at most of those things are what the general public tends go enjoy. Just give it to someone else, maybe even the person who would have been second closest to the answer.

befuddled455 9

Wednesday 7 March 2018 10:22

YDI. not sure why you bothered entering a competition where the prizes were things you couldn't use. but also why can't you give the gift cards to friends/family? not really FYL

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