Intimacy: Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high... - FML

By biker2012 - 01/06/2009 19:13 - United States

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Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

Dolarhyde 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

lol your dad seems cool

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nuked 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

noobienick 19

Friday 29 November 2013 3:28

He apparently likes bike racing. A lot.

lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:43

LOL AT NUMBER 3 : D and how did he get a boner from winning a race?

miranda_panda 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:44

yeah, #5, agreed. was there like a hot teacher around?

afrances 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:42

i accidentally commented twice, sorry

Dolarhyde 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

lol your dad seems cool

evamusical 12

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:45

Seems like he also saw the hot soccer team

lvlvv 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:45

haha nastyy

blackdog_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:46

lololol

irishfever 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:46

hmmm... hot dad? ;)

nuked 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:39

LOL!

zwassman1 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:55

jjj

Sammiches 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:05

Winning means a lot to him.. Added note: Lewis in Spandex!

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