Miscellaneous: Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my... - FML

By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

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elinhjortskull 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

He's sexy and he knows it.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:07

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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amadisdemitrius 5

Wednesday 10 April 2013 21:30

Technically that's yesterday...

Sacytrl 28

Wednesday 22 May 2013 14:39

You chose to 'stare' at him. Most likely your most memorable moment in 2011, created within a few seconds.

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:46

He put on show, and YOU decided to watch it. Hell, you could have invited me; at least you won't be alone watching your drunk uncle pouring olive oil on himself.

herpderp1234 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:43

I can't believe you had to see that for an entire year! ;) 2011-2012

I_Am_The_Cold 19

Thursday 28 July 2016 18:21

Dude can party.

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