Kids: Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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revan546 24

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:11

Well... Can they?

squiggles159 5

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:12

damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.

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superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 8:54

can they?

WeskersSexslave 15

Monday 5 August 2013 10:53

granny panties!

sololeah_fml 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:30

They probably could !!

Roughlife28 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 6:35

FAT SSSAAAACK

CantTouchThat 29

Wednesday 26 April 2017 18:28

At least they're thinking of fun AND safe activities. Way to just be a party pooper OP.

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