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By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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huanita 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 16:30

if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!

kaplahworm 0

Friday 6 February 2009 3:57

'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?

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49thmatador 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:47

All the good ones are gay. ;~;

CrazyDutch 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:41

haha

wagonmafia 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:21

tell him to look for me :-)

pablopoo 7

Monday 12 December 2011 5:47

Fag

MeleMallory 0

Friday 16 September 2011 8:36

He's only gay today? Grammar fail!

cda2090 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:14

Then become a man

pablopoo 7

Monday 12 December 2011 5:42

Thats hes like that dont u get it chicks?? Every dude that perfect or close to it is gay so quit complaining about it

oakland43 6

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:57

wow FYL

kittehkatrawrr 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 14:01

Lolololololol damn.

bobbeta30 14

Monday 20 February 2012 18:20

We've all been there ; )

deathchair64 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 10:17

No offense but the sentence structure doesn't work

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