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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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readhead99 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 22:58

"Optimal tuba time."

candiedginger 9

Saturday 12 September 2015 6:19

Don't you mean tuba a.m.?

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 23 September 2015 4:19

Tis indeed the perfect tuba time

Sulphuric_Glue 16

Friday 25 March 2016 0:46

"Optimal tuba time" is the best ******* sentence ever written

Ian Bohman 4

Tuesday 7 March 2017 7:38

Anytime is tuba time

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