Transportation: Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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Silver lining. More leg room for however long the trip was.

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Tuesday 5 April 2016 13:07

You really can't blame people for not wanting to sit next to you

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