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By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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By Mel - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

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Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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By Ihatepants - 01/09/2016 01:37 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:33

True fire crotch right there.

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:48

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.

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philly3d 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:03

Way to steal the roofs thunder...

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:59

excuse me, your pubic hair's crawling

Boss212ification 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:47

Listen here son, No

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:13

Am I the only one who immediatly thought of JD from Scrubs? xD

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:25

Nope, I did too. <3

superkahmiguru 3

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:49

you must be a liar then

JesusOfNazareth 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 4:51

You're a liar! I bet this never happened!

peachykeen93 17

Friday 8 July 2016 15:20

Haha....liar liar!

Conner Dalbeck 15

Tuesday 29 August 2017 22:09

that's watcha get for lyinga

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Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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