Health: Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo...

By Courtney - 12/11/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

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Sunday 13 November 2011 2:16

ha shampowned

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Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.

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Tuesday 2 September 2014 18:59

gotta admire that determination

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