Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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kyarush 10

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:01

don't go down without a fight lol

drunkin21 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:01

sleep in a different room and set up a claymore or small mine field in front of the door HAHA!

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 27 June 2010 10:48

front towards enemy |the kid|

iloveTheMiz 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:04

That made me laugh soo ****** hard! :D

libras_optimism 7

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:08

This made my day LOL!! ♥ I would watch out OP if I were you...

pumpkin_eater_ 2

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:11

u betterr startt runingg...Orr atleastt justt askherr whyy shee did thatt..and if she sayss holdd upp and leavess, just startt runningg..

alana415 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:11

bahahaha I'm scared for u:////

nicoleringos 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:12

run ****** run!!!!

xshadyshadow 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:12

Lmao, my ALL time favorite!

alana415 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:13

hahaha I'm scared for u

lcfr822 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:20

Pre-emptive strike buddy!

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